I am going to this stupid servers meeting then coming home and sleeping til 5 you just watch me

omg you are more ambitious than I, my friend

I CAN’T DECIDE IF I WANT TO OR NOT

And I’m watching Stick It

My best friends are visiting this weekend and I have a secret private beach we can chill on and a 21 year old boy to buy me beer I love everything

Well I was talking about how this one guy in town is on my shit list and he was like “I love your attitude but I think we need to channel it” bc apparently keying an escalade isn’t ok

Also today a guy told me to turn down my spunk

My mom just yelled WE GOT A BLEEDER from the other room

mom I’m sorry the cat is ruined